Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Stamp-ede


      

 Some raw materials

          Like most of the other good things in my life, my involvement with the “arts of the book” was a serendipitous development.  In the early years of my teaching career at Princeton I found myself charged with the leadership of an undergraduate residential college.  We sponsored social events, visiting lecturers and other gatherings that we advertised chiefly through broadside posters.  We had a modest budget, and printing costs seemed very high to me.  I had the thought that if I went over to the undergraduate typography lab I might find the equipment and the instruction that would allow us to make our own posters.  One thing led to another, and by 1970 Joan and I were the proprietors of a private press and the new best friends of several aspiring poets.

            It is but a short step from printing sheets for a book and binding them in a finished form.  Though I never aspired to be an “art” binder, I did master the basic techniques tolerably well.  I bound the hand-painted copies of one of my own scholarly books, now a valuable rarity.  More friends appeared—little old church ladies with disbound family Bibles, undergraduates with over-read copies of the favorites of their childhood, Winnie the Pooh or Le petit prince.

I took up the challenge of odd-sized remnants of binder’s board, especially as that commodity kept increasing in price.  So I developed a lively trade in coasters, religious votive images, and place mats.  We have Chaucer place mats, Giotto place mats.  For my son Luke, an admirer of Chagall, I made a set of Chagalls.  Like most other American boys of my generation I went through an early phase of stamp-collecting.  It went nowhere, and I soon lost interest; but it meant that like most other boys of my generation I continued through adolescence and early youth to have somewhere among my stored possessions a few hundred worthless but panchromatic postage stamps from the thirties and forties.  I made a particularly successful table decoration cum trivet covered in stamps; and it is still usable, if barely, after twenty-five years.  The idea behind this was originally etymological.  While living in Italy for a while in the seventies I came to appreciate what I should have grasped in English from the Stamp Act—namely the eventual identity of printing and stamping.

The original prototype after decades of bearing the weight of hot casseroles 

About fifteen years before that we had inherited a mighty if moldy antique dining table—total surface with all leaves in about twenty-five square feet.  Eventually, in consultation with my granddaughter Sophia, then aged about nine, it was agreed that what that table needed was a huge protective cover made of triple sheets of heavy binder’s board and covered with lacquered postage stamps.  So I began buying up junk stamps at yard sales and on eBay, where they used to sell by the pound.  The stamps piled up, but the work of art never quite did.   "Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?”  Sophia, who recently celebrated her twenty-sixth birthday, is now a high tech exec resident in the trendiest part of Brooklyn and Living the Life.  Twenty-five square feet of pasted stamps is no longer high on the agenda for her either.

But it just so happens that at the moment Luke and Melanie, accompanied by young John Henry and his even young sister Hazel, have been visiting us from Montreal.  We have had many happy high jinks, including a brilliant stay at the beach alluded to in my last non-post.  Melanie has now had to return north on pressing domestic business, but Luke and the kids are here for a few days more.  Casting his eye upon the original and by now very well-worn postal “trivet,” Luke came up with a brilliant idea.  How would it be if, when he takes off for Montreal on Friday, he were to have among his luggage a set of six brand-new postal table mats—a surprise gift for Melanie?  We have so many stamps that each individual mat could be “thematic”, reflecting Melanie’s feminist, ornithological, historical, and archaeological interests.  There is a lot of work involved in such a project, especially when undertaken under time pressure; and we agreed there must be a division of labor.  Luke generously volunteered to be the “ideas man”.  That is, he will identify the six themes and select the roughly hundred stamps for each mat.  Once the idea has been achieved, there is the scut work.  Funny thing, that.  My job is to glue the cut boards to the proper thickness, prepare the flour-and-water paste, apply the pasted cover papers to the dried boards, and see to it that they dry under pressure so as to remain absolutely flat.  My genius son will then tell me which stamps to affix (with a watery paste).  I presume I shall also be responsible for going to Home Depot to get some polyurethane and to Jo-Ann’s Fabrics for some kind of spongeable backing.  Remember, these things are made to have food spilled on them.

That this can be achieved within three days seems unlikely.  I have no photographs of the finished articles to mount with this post.  But with a little luck I might be able to add one or two during the next week.