Only
five words into the NYT article about
it, I decided not to address Hillary
Clinton’s presidential campaign.
The article begins “Ending two years of speculation…” If the Times editors really think that Hillary’s presidential ambitions
were speculative, they probably don’t
know what speculation is. So here’s
some real speculation.
I
have never actually been in Hoboken
(as opposed to around, through or over it) to cruise along the scenic Frank Sinatra Drive. I do frequently travel by train to and
fro the City, however, and I do on occasion pick up and read abandoned north
Jersey newspapers left on the seats.
So over the past decade I have acquired a journeyman’s knowledge of
Hudson County politics. I know,
for example, that Hoboken has an admirable reforming Mayor, Dawn Zimmer, who almost beat the crook who preceded her
and whom she did replace when he was indicted for bribery and thrown in the
hoosegow. I also know that
around 2009 there was a major scandal in the Hoboken Parking Authority when
$600,000 went missing—that is, 2,400,000 quarters! The local felon du jour
for that caper was somebody named John Corea—some papers preferred the spelling
Correa—who had been colluding with
some Toms River associates of "mob boss Nicodemo 'Little Nicky'
Scarfo."
With
junk like this monopolizing the few remaining storage cells of my brain, you
can see why I struggle with my scholarship. But struggle I do, and as I was consulting a learned tome
from my library shelves the other day out from its pages fell someone’s ancient
bookmark in the form of an elegantly printed “at home” card, probably from the
turn of the twentieth century: “Mrs. E. H. A. Correa / Second Thursdays / 920
Bloomfield Street / Hoboken NJ.” You know what that means. You’ve read some Edith Wharton. Mrs. Correa was “at home” to visitors on the second Thursday
of every month. Drop in for a cup
of tea. What a wonderful whiff of
a vanished civility! And how very
far away from “Little Nicky.”
Not
that I’m leaping to conclusions about the name Cor(r)ea, which is unfamiliar
to me. I don’t even know whether
to pronounce it like the Asian country or like that Richard Cory who “was a gentleman from soul to crown.” But a few moments Binging away yields some interesting
facts. For instance one learns
from the indispensable International
Insurance Encyclopedia that Emanuel H. A. Correa, born in New York in 1855,
was by the dawn of twentieth century a leading executive of the Home Insurance
Company. In an archived copy of The Weekly Underwriter there is the sad
news that Mr. Correa died too young on October 24, 1912, with a net worth of
$38,606. That was a while
ago. The Titanic disaster was only six months earlier. One estimate of the current value of
Mr. Correa’s fortune is $17,800,000—quite enough to afford a fine brownstone in
such an exclusive suburb as Hoboken!
One deduces that Mr. Correa must have been a man of mild manner and
cultivated taste. We are not
surprised to find his unopposed election to the New Jersey Philatelic
Association on October 5, 1892. Is
there still a New Jersey Philatelic Association? Do you still have to be elected
to be a member?
As
for the spouse of this admirable man, the lady whose card had been closely
preserved for at least the better part of a century between the pages of a
Mermaid Series edition of The Two Angry
Women of Abington, I have not discovered her given name. But as Mrs. E. H. A. Correa of 920
Bloomfield Street her good works are lavishly spread upon the social and
charitable records of early twentieth-century Hudson County. I shall conclude this whimsical
indulgence with a particularly sweet message she has left us from the grave.
In
1907 Christ Hospital in Jersey City, a charitable foundation of the Episcopal
Church, published as a fund-raiser something called the Kirmess Cook Book: A Collection of Well-Tested Recipes from the Best
Housekeepers of Jersey City and Elsewhere. The cutesy title is an obeisance to the kind of ye-olde
ethnic theme characteristic of do-good undertakings to this very day. “Kirmess” is a version of the old Dutch
word for a certain kind of village church festival, and it will be familiar to
lovers of classic Dutch painting. In
1900 the Dutch influence in New York and northeast Jersey, while waning, was
still visible. Here is the
contribution of Mrs. E. H. A. Correa.
WINE JELLY WITH WHIPPED CREAM.
Mrs. E. H. A. Correa, Hoboken, N. J.
Soak one box *Cooper’s gelatine in one
quart of California port wine, three cups of sugar, juice of four lemons, one
ounce stick cinnamon. Stand on extreme back of range for one hour,
stirring occasionally. At the end of an hour, add one quart of boiling
water, strain and put in a cool place to stiffen. When cold, serve with
whipped cream.
*Peter Cooper (1791-1883) was the inventor of Jello.
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Readers should be advised that I shall be attempting my next essay from somewhere on the road in northern Spain. If you haven't heard anything for three weeks, say, somebody probably ought to inform the authorities.